Boomerfi · Robinhood Chain

Own the boring stuff.

A Retiree is an NFT that owns its own wallet, and that wallet owns real stocks. Blue chips. The ones your dad has. It made its money already. It just wants you to stop checking the app.

The retirement demo is free and needs no wallet. Connect a wallet only to join the allowlist. We will never ask for a seed phrase or a token approval.

1,800Allowlist + public
FreeRetirement demo
1,965Genesis supply
RobinhoodGenesis chain
Owns KO. Doesn't check.
The Nest Egg · its wallet, not yours

Your Retiree owns things. Boring ones.

Every Retiree ships with its own onchain wallet, the Nest Egg. Not your wallet. Its wallet. Sell the Retiree and the Nest Egg goes with it, shares and all. And yes, we let it buy Coca-Cola.

Retiree #0001's Nest Egg

nest egg · 0x6551…b09a · Robinhood Chain
MOCKUP
    How the stock thing works (yes it's real, no it's not fancy)
    1. We buy the shares. Actual stock, actual brokerage, held by the desk.
    2. Your Retiree gets credited. Its Nest Egg shows exactly what it owns, to the share.
    3. Cash out whenever. Say the word, we sell, you get paid. Your Retiree is disappointed in you.

    Generational wealth, one quarterly statement at a time.

    Real / ships at mint Coming soon Mockup art

    The stock part is real, done the dumbest way that works. ETH, USDG and club perks land in the Nest Egg as those systems ship. No yield, no dividends, no promises. Just a smug old man with a wallet and a stock app.

    Hold

    You earn by not touching it.

    There is no grind. The only thing a Retiree rewards is patience. Every stretch you go without cashing out moves it up the ladder. Rungs change how it dresses and what it unlocks. They never change what it owns.

    Collection

    1,965 Retirees. Fixed forever.

    Numbers are provisional until the final qualified allowlist count is known. Genesis supply can never be increased. It is enforced in the contract.

    Allowlist tiers

    How you get in.

    Security

    What we will never do.

    No seed phrases

    Ever. The allowlist is a free signed message. No transaction, no approval.

    No yield promises

    The Nest Egg holds shares. That's the whole claim. No APY, no dividends, no passive income.

    No hidden supply

    Max supply is enforced in the contract and can never be raised. Reserves are published.

    No affiliation

    Boomerfi is an independent project on Robinhood Chain. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Robinhood.